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Section II: Going to the Dogs
10. Is it OK to throw a snowball at my dog?
Is it OK for the dog to remove your head?
If you’re playing “fetch” with snowballs, some dogs think snowballs are the best thing since tennis balls. But, dear heart, do not throw anything AT your dog.