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Section II: Going to the Dogs
7. Why do cats like to lie down on a dog’s bed?
This is Cat Language for “I am the boss here. You are a peon. Do not even think of crossing me, you twit.”
Most things that cats do actually are various ways of saying the same thing in Cat Language. Cat Language has many synonyms.