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FREE READS, Amazon, and the Price of Beans

For SEO purposes, what is our subject? The rip-off that is Amazon Kindle Unlimited. There. Now that we have the keywords in the first graf, let us move on.

So…here’s the thing: You can come here to my site and read my golden words, FREE, any time you please. Not one, not two, but three of my bookoids are serialized here, for your delectation, as *FREE READS* — oh, hallelujah brothers and sisters. But if I’m going to give my stuff away for free, I am going to give it away for free. That would be I and only I. No one else is going to profit on it, except maybe you. And that would be in the sense that maybe you will be able to derive some mild pleasure from these scribblings, in an idle moment, without having to pay for it.

Amazon, however — that fine disruptor of the publishing industry — tries to arrogate that privilege to itself. It offers several plans through which you, the “author,” can make your literary properties available to the public. One of them is “Kindle Unlimited,” a sort of lending library, whereby customers pay a small flat rate to access as many books as they please. In theory, these subscription payments are aggregated into a pool, a part of which is to be divided up among the writers who agree to offer their books through the plan. Writers are to be paid, we’re told, according to the number of pages readers read in the books they download onto their devices.

Now, we won’t even get into the matter of how fuckin’ outrageous it IS that Amazon peers over its customers’ shoulders, spying not only on what they read but on how much of it they read and when they read it. To my mind, that is unacceptable, and it is one of several reasons I do not read books in Kindle or any other electronic format.

But that is a different outrage from the outrage at hand. The outrage at hand, delivered today in the form of a report of the amount of “royalties” Amazon direct-deposited to my bank account, looks like this:

You may have to click on this image to see the details. Or not: WordPress really does not want to reproduce it in a reasonable size. But here’s what the graph above shows in spreadsheet format:

The book that I posted to Amazon using this “lending library” scheme is a cookbook and diet guide called 30 Pounds/4 Months. Somebody, somewhere, elected to download it and look at it. (To my mind one does not exactly “read” a cookbook, although it does contain chapters on dieting and healthy eating that an enthusiast might sit through from beginning to end.)

On March 31, Amazon registered that someone (or ones) read 334 print pages. The book  contains 281 pages. Explanation? a) Amazon is counting the front and back matter as “pages”‘; or b) Amazon weirdly defines a “page” as something much shorter than the standard 220-250 words; or c) more than one person read the book during an arbitrary period measured by Amazon’s software and reported on arbitrary dates. Probably, I think, the second, but who knows? Certainly not the peons who write the content Amazon peddles.

On April 3, person or persons unknown read 61 pages.

On or by April 14, someone read another 346 pages.

That adds up to 742 pages. Since the book is only 281 pages long, it means the equivalent of 2.65 copies of the book was accessed and read on Amazon.

And how much did I earn on the rental of three books?

Nothing.

That’s right: $0.00.

Not that a tiny fraction of $9.99 would matter. But it would at least not be effin’ insulting.

To add injury to that insult, Amazon embargoes any book you post on Kindle Unlimited. Give it away for free at Amazon, and you are not allowed to sell or give it away anywhere else.

No. Not even on your own website.

So if I wanted to add 30 Pounds/4 Months to the *FREE READS* here at Plain & Simple Press, Amazon could (and very well might) sic its lawyers on me.

Why, you ask, did I choose to avail myself of this self-defeating merchandising plan?

Mostly out of curiosity: I wanted to see if it actually would move books.

And yeah. It does. But interestingly, that is beside the point.

Basically what it does is force me to give away my work for free, or next to it.

Well, folks, here’s how I see this:

If you’re going to give your books away for free, you might as well give them away for free yourself, on your own site or to your favorite charities or to your friends and relatives or to your business customers or to your local libraries.

Forking them over to a vast monopolistic corporation that has set its sights on pushing all its competition out of business, homogenizing retail in the US and around the world, and dictating what manufacturers, writers, publishers, and retailers will be allowed to earn on their products is, in  a word, self-defeating.

Working for free is nothing more than slave labor. You’d do better to teach college courses on an adjunct basis — bringing up another whole generation of sheeple to work for vast monopolies for free.

You can look at it through another lens: as a hobby. And that is how I do regard the three works I’m making available to you just now, here at P&S Press. I write as I breathe…it’s what I do. I can, in the same way that I can knit a sweater or cook up a pan of lasagne, make the product of that hobby activity available to one and all for free.

That’s pretty much the definition of a hobby.

Amazon is working to redefine publishing as a hobby. If that’s what you want to do — make a hobby of your writing skills — fine and good. But don’t fool yourself into thinking it’s anything else.

 

The Great Aussie-Yankie DIET CONTEST!

The Great Aussie-Yankie Diet Contest! Are you in?Okay, stand back, folks: The dust is about to fly!

Australian Facebook friend Cas Allen and I have thrown down the gauntlet: We’re both determined to lose some fine WEIGHT!

It’s the proverbial struggle of grown-up humans in industrial societies: the processed foods we eat and the forces that tend to keep sedentary lead us to put on the pounds imperceptibly, a few ounces (make that grams in Australia) at a time, until one day it occurs to us that…yes, we’re fat!

I lost 30 pounds over a four-month period by sticking to fresh, whole foods; avoiding starch (potatoes, bread, pasta); cutting out the sugar; and minimizing salt use. That was grand!

But after the boob surgery followed shortly by surgery for an intestinal scarring blockage, for awhile about all I felt like eating was ice cream. And that was kind of the end of the whole healthy-food idea. Next thing you know it’s noodles, baked potatoes, and mounds of rice! I’m now about 8 pounds overweight — down from ten  pounds and still fighting a sweet tooth.

Cas reports a similar stealth weight gain. Like me, she also enjoys good food — lots of it, if at all possible. And good food is to be had in Australia, often influenced by wonderful Asian cuisine.

So, we’ve announced a COMPETITION to see which one can lose weight the fastest and avoid cheating on the diet the bestest. Watch this space for comments reporting our adventures in fine (dietetic) cuisine.

Want to join the race? The rules are simple:

Each day, add a comment to this post reporting how much you lost or gained (in pounds or in kilograms), what you ate, and whether you managed to get any exercise. Competitors must join by 5 a.m. Monday, October 31, U.S. Mountain Standard Time (Google “what time is it in Phoenix AZ to translate your time to Wild West Time).

The contest will run for one month, from October 31 to November 31. Yes, I know: Thanksgiving puts the ‘Mercan contingent at a disadvantage. Too bad. Stock up on turkey and brussels sprouts, and show some balls: push that gravy, stuffing, and mashed potatoes aside!

The winner gets…uhm…thin.

And I will award the winner her or his choice of any Plain & Simple book, in hard copy, PDF, ePub, or .mobi format.

Prizes for….

Who can reach his or her target weight first?f
Who can lose the most weight in a month? (Uhm…without becoming anorexic, please)

Announce your intention in the comments and tell us how much you hope to lose within the next month and your target weight. Then, once a day, enter your weight gain or loss and the highlights of your cuisine and exercising strategy.

May the best fatty skinny person win!

The Great Aussie-Yankie Diet Contest! Are you in?

Bacon Stash

Great tips! Cooking with bacon so you don't end up wasting half the packing OR overindulging.By Kathy Nida

One of the things you learn after years of watching what you eat is that there is no point in denying yourself what you love. Bacon is a good example of this, because it is oh so delicious and oh so bad for you…in quantity. Because that’s the key to eating healthy: eat in moderation and don’t try to remove anything you love completely from your diet, because that diet will not last.

That said, you don’t have to eat the whole pound of bacon in one go, now do you? I used to open the pound and pull off a few slices for a treat for breakfast or to cut up into a Cobb salad, but then I’d never eat the rest of the package and it would go off. It was such a waste of a tasty meat that doesn’t need to be used in a large quantity to add significant flavor, because you can just crumble up one cooked slice into an omelet, on a salad, or on half a baked potato, and it adds plenty of taste.

So nowadays, I go crazy and cook up the whole pound when I need it for a recipe, but then I put a few slices wrapped up tight in plastic in the fridge, where they’ll last for 3-4 days. Then I plan the next few days’ meals to include a slice or two.

Grilled BLT sandwiches with chicken and avocadoOccasionally, about once a year, I have a BLT, usually right before or after a long hike, because I love the taste…actually, add the avocado to make a BLTA, because that fat is good for you, but you’ll need to burn those calories somehow. It gives me a good excuse to get out and count the calories. Today’s hiking apps will tell me exactly when I have burned off the entire sandwich, and then I add a mile for good measure.

Then I make sure I freeze the rest of the pound of bacon, again airtight in plastic wrap, because it keeps for at least 3 months in the freezer. That’s one pound of bacon for a quarter of the year. Well, that’s assuming you don’t have to share with anyone. The dog always looks hurt when she sees me pack the rest of the bacon away in the freezer.

Cookbook with so many savory recipes!Interestingly, no one ever taught me any particularly efficient methods for cooking bacon, either on the stove or in the microwave. The natural foods diet and cookbook 30 Pounds/4 Months describes an amazingly easy way to conquer the grease and use your microwave to cook 5 slices at a time. Or if you prefer stovetop cooking, it clearly explains that process as well.

There’s also a tasty recipe for savory oatmeal that would be great with a few slices of bacon from your stash, and a delicious Beef Burgundy that uses a few more slices for later in the week. And if figs rock your boat, there’s a recipe for Tasty Fig Morsels that includes a slice of that salty meat wrapped around a delicious fig. I’m telling you, this is something that belongs in your freezer.

Order the Kindle version from Amazon, or if you prefer a print copy for your kitchen, and leave a message.

A plate of bacon

Images: DepositPhoto
Plate of bacon: © Madllen
BLT with chicken & avocado: © Nalga

Tomatoes? For Dessert? Who knew??

Got tomatoes? If you have a garden full of them and are looking for ways to eat t hem before the birds scarf them down, consider a new possibility:

Tomatoes are delicious for dessert.

Yep! Check this out.

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Tomatoes & Cream

You Need:

  • Real, vine-ripened tomatoes that are fully ripe
  • A container of real, heavy cream (not the spray-on foam stuff)
  • Turbinado sugar

Garden-fresh tomatoes (the ones grown in someone’s yard, not what some supermarket calls “vine-ripened”) can have so much sweet, brilliant flavor that you can eat them as a dessert. This recipe is shocking, but it’s a lot less bad for you than most of the things we think of as sweets.

Slice the tomatoes or cut them into bite-sized chunks. Place in small dessert bowls. Sprinkle them with a small amount of sugar—vast quantities are neither necessary nor desirable.

Let this sit for a few minutes. Then douse generously with heavy cream. Enjoy.

YOU CAN GET THIS AND 100 OTHER RECIPES ON SALE THIS WEEK AT AMAZON! Don’t miss the Dollar Sale on the diet book for people who LOVE to eat, until July 28 only!

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Tomatoes and cream for dessert? Who knew!

Amazon to Writers: Screw You!

30 Pounds 4 Months - Diet Advice and Over 100 Delicious RecipesSo the saga of the count-down sales that didn’t happen continues. When I complained to Amazon that the BIG SALE I’d arranged for six books starting on Thursday, July 21st, never showed up online, I got an answer from an apparently living human being (that or a very clever piece of AI programming) stating that I had set the sale to start at 3:00 p.m.

I rather doubt that. I wouldn’t have done any such thing. Sure, I may be senile, but I still know the difference between a.m. and p.m. But…moving on, deeper in the message the Amazon CSR claimed that I had never set up a sale for the diet/cookbook, 30 Pounds/4 Months.

Meanwhile, I’ve been telling people for two weeks that they could get the book for 99 cents starting yesterday. That, then, comes under the heading of false advertising.

What to do, what to do?

Well, the work-around is pretty obvious: simply set the price not as a “sale” but as a permanent price at 99 cents. Leave it there for a week. Then take the book off of KDP Select, which obnoxiously embargoes your book so you can’t sell it anywhere else (not even from your own website) and return the price to $9.99.

You understand: to do this I have to drop the royalty to 35%. This means that for each 99-cent sale of the book I get less than 35 cents!

Minimum wage? Not quite. I have HUNDREDS of hours and HUNDREDS of dollars wrapped up in this book. A 64-cent profit means that I’m operating deep in the negative numbers. Not only do I earn less than minimum wage in return for months of research, writing, editing, design, and publishing work, I actually end up paying for the privilege of working my ass off.

But…I can’t very well be accused of falsely advertising a sale.

So I go ahead and set that up…or…I try to.

Even though Amazon’s KDP Select pricing section states you can set your price starting at 99 cents, it will not allow  me to do so!!! The lowest price the damn form will accept is $1.00.

Defies belief.

At this point I pass beyond frustration into outright anger. No. Make that into RAGE.

So. I set the price at a dollar, since that’s the best I can do. Then I use the “Description” section to post the following announcement to those who may have sought out the book expecting to get it at a starvation-wage price:

ENOUGH! Amazon is determined that this book is not going on sale. I advertised a count-down sale beginning at 99 cents, an arrangement that I set up here and checked twice and believed was in place, ready to go as of July 21. Now Amazon tells me no such sale was ever arranged, even though I know very well that I did set it up. In exchange for this financially oppressive marketing gimmick, I had to allow Amazon to embargo my book for as long as it’s in the KDP Select program: you have to sign up for it in order to price your book lower than about two bucks. That means I cannot sell it anywhere else, not even from my own site.

Amazon’s pricing program, which I’m in as I write this rant, states that you can set your price starting at 99 cents. But when I enter that figure, Amazon’s system refuses to accept it. The lowest figure it will accept is one dollar. This book took MONTHS to research and write, and it required a startling amount of time and money to prepare for publication. Giving it away for a buck apiece less a cut to Amazon is exactly that: GIVING it away. It means all the work I’ve put into this book is paid at sub-sub-sub-minimum wage. I’m not getting paid from sales of 30 Pounds/4 months; to the contrary, I’m paying through the schnozzola to sell it. This is not satisfactory.

For the past two weeks, I’ve been advertising that I would sell the book for 99 cents as the starting price in one of Amazon’s “countdown sale” promotions, starting on July 21. Since Amazon doesn’t seem to want to let me do this sale, I proposed a work-around: price it at 99 cents for one week. But Amazon won’t let me do that, either: even though the program says you can set your price starting at 99 cents, it will not let me do that. The lowest it will allow is $1.00.

So here’s what I’m going to do: I will price this book here at ONE DOLLAR EVEN, the lowest price Amazon permits, and it will stay at that price for one week, until July 28. That’s the period the count-down sale was supposed to run, with the price edging upward until it was back to $9.99 on the 29th. Thus you’ll be able to buy the book for a buck for the ENTIRE WEEK, not just for a day or two.

On July 29, I will remove the book from KDP Select and again sell it at my site, http://plainandsimplepress.com. I will offer the electronic version here for $9.99, but for just 99 cents at my site. This will be a limited-time offer. So if you really want to get a bargain, plan on visiting http://plainandsimplepress.com/books come July 29.

Wanna buy this book cheap? Wait for a week, come back here to the website, and I’ll give the thing to you in .mobi or .pdf  for 99 cents. I may mark the paperback copy down, too.

Beat the Heat with Popsicles

Gotta make these popsicles! So cold…so good…so little sugar!Along about the start of the 115-degree summer, I stumbled upon Nestle Foods’ “Outshine” popsicles. They’re incredibly delicious, and just the thing to beat the summer heat. They’re all good. The best, though (IMHO) is the coconut version, followed closely by the banana and then by the strawberry. NUM!

The things are supposedly mostly fruit purée or juice — to persuade you of this, Nestle posts the calorie count in big glowing characters on the box. But…the things do contain refined sugar. Personally, I like to know exactly how much refined sugar is in my food.

I happened to have a can of coconut milk in the cupboard, so decided to experiment. Found a recipe on the Internet that looked good — it called for a lot of vanilla. Don’t do that: vanilla does NOT go well with coconut milk.

More experimentation led to a pretty fine result…

Get your hands on:

about 1½ cans unsweetened coconut milk (NOT the low-fat variety)
1/4 cup (more or less) powdered sugar
1/2 to 1 cup (as desired) unsweetened shredded coconut
a whole lime
Optional: good quality unsweetened powdered cocoa
Optional: a handful or two of chocolate chips

So cold...so rich...so little sugar!

So cold…so good…so little sugar!


Combine the coconut milk, sugar, and shredded coconut in a bowl or quart measuring cup. If desired, grate off the lime’s zest and add that to the coconut batter. And also if desired, squeeze the lime juice into the mixture.

(Lime and coconut is a surprisingly wonderful flavor combination.)

Pour this stuff into some popsicle molds. Stick ’em in the freezer and wait. Takes about four to six hours for them to freeze deliciously solid.

Cocoa to die for...

Cocoa to die for…

Okay, that’s the plain vanilla(-free) version. If you really want to go berserk with these things, though, dust the inside of the popsicle mold with the best powdered cocoa you can get your hands on. Doesn’t have to be a lot: just enough to lay down a thin dusting on the mold. Then pour the coconut batter into the mold and freeze.

This gives you a sweet, refreshing iced popsicle with just enough chocolate flavoring to be awesome! And it adds exactly zero sugar.

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Dust the mold with cocoa…

Now, if you have no fear of sugar and “awesome” does not suffice for you, you also can mix a handful or two of chocolate chips to the coconut batter before you pour it into the molds.

The batter is thick enough to hold the chips in suspension, especially if you’ve mixed in enough shredded coconut. And let me tellya: God made coconut and chocolate to be eaten together.

One of my students contributed a whole chapter of boozicle recipes to the 30 Pounds/4 Months Cookbook. These are popsicles for grown-ups, but they certainly can be toned down for kids or for the teetotalling (just omit the packaged goods). They’re mostly fruit juice or fruit purée mixes: cold, refreshing, and convincingly dietetic.

Don’t forget that 30 Pounds/4 Months, the diet cookbook for people who love to eat, will be going on sale in just a week! If you don’t have it yet, now’s your chance: watch for the 99-cent offer on July 21.

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In Favor of Curry

by Kathy Nida

How to make your own curry powder mix.I was at a friend’s house and he was complaining about the delicious smells wafting from a neighbor’s window. “I just don’t like curry,” he said. Wait, what? You don’t like what?

Curry…mmmm…that complicated smell and flavor that so enhances meat, vegetables, and rice. Honestly, anything tastes better with curry in it. I’m about to knock on the neighbor’s door and ask for a sample.

I had my first curry meal in Wales, living abroad, missing Mexican food like any good California girl. It wasn’t even anything fancy, just a cheap Indian takeaway late at night, but I was hooked. First of all, that complicated taste with a distinct hint of cumin was the closest I could get to the tacos and enchiladas back home. But as I continued to sample better Indian food as I traveled, I realized curry in general was very different from the Mexican food I was used to eating.

When I moved back home, I had the harder task of trying to reconstruct Indian meals and spices with the very few options available back then. There were no local Indian restaurants, so I had to wait for trips back to the UK for really good curry. I’m lucky now to live near a few authentic Indian restaurants, but even more important, I can buy naan bread and a variety of curry spices just down the street. So I can simmer any meat in a curry sauce with some vegetables, toss it over hot rice, and have a simple but delicious meal ready in a short time.

Pumpkin curry with chick-peas

Pumpkin curry with chick-peas

My local Indian market carries a variety of curry spices from all over, including garam masala, its close cousin. There’s that chili spice, sometimes a 4 and sometimes a 10 on the spice-o-meter. I didn’t know until I had tasted many different versions of the spice that curry wasn’t just like cinnamon or pepper, but that it contained many spices, most notably coriander, turmeric, and cumin. Different regions focus on the spices available there, and local tastes determine what you will get for dinner.

But let’s say you’re on a deserted island and you forgot your spice stash. Or you’re tired of paying top market for spices. Make your own curry powder mix!

You Need:

3 tsp turmerics
3 tsp coriander seeds or 3 or 4 tsp ground coriander
1/2 tsp whole cardamom seeds, hulled (i.e., get the ones that are not inside the papery pods, which are a nuisance)
2 to 4 tsp cumin seeds
1/2 tsp ground fenugreek
1/4 tsp whole cloves
1/2 stick cinnamon
1 tsp dry, ground ginger
1/3 tsp yellow or black mustard seeds
1/2 tsp whole white peppercorns (black would probably do)
1/2 tsp crushed red pepper flakes

Measure the ingredients into a blender jar. When everything is loaded into the blender, turn the machine to high and pulverize the bedoodles out of the stuff. It should be reduced to a fine, fragrant powder, with no chips of seeds left.

Curry spices

Curry spices

I’ve bought many of these spices at Penzey’s, an upscale gourmet store, because I didn’t want to drive all over the city. However, if you have some time on your hands, many of the ingredients can be found much more cheaply at Asian or Mexican ethnic markets. Many, too, are packaged by American companies and retailed at ordinary supermarkets. So, by way of stocking up frugally, take a few days and seek out these goodies at decent prices. Try to get whole seeds, which make a much more fragrant, vibrantly flavored product.

Cumin is the dominant flavor of curry. I used four teaspoons because I happen to like it quite a lot. However, if it’s not your favorite flavor or you’d like to accent one or more of the other flavors, you could cut it back to two teaspoons.

Many U.S. recipes ask for white peppercorns. However, the peppercorns and the red pepper are there only to give the curry a little “hot” kick, for which ordinary black pepper will do just fine. Regulate the amount you put in according to your taste for heat.

Same for the mustard seeds, which also add zing.

Turmeric is what gives curry its classic yellow color. It stains—don’t wear white clothing when you’re working with it, and be aware that it can stain tile grout. If this is a concern, cover the work counter with wax paper before beginning.

Use your product in any recipe that calls for curry powder. Curry powder per se is not especially authentic but is an artifact of the British Empire. That notwithstanding, it’s delicious in just about any kind of food you choose.

Once you've made your own curry powder, you can find a recipe in 30 Pounds/4 Months for Curried Quinoa Pilaf, Impromptu Shrimp Curry, and more.The natural foods diet and cookbook 30 Pounds/4 Months has some hints for finding spices. Once you’ve made your own curry powder, you can find a recipe in 30 Pounds/4 Months for Curried Quinoa Pilaf or Impromptu Shrimp Curry. There’s also a mouth-watering recipe for Curry Puffs, one where you might have to make a double batch to make up for the ones you were taste-testing as you cooked.

Order the Kindle version from Amazon, or if you prefer a print copy for your kitchen, and leave a message.

Images: DepositPhotos
Curry spices, © jag_cz
Pumpkin curry, © sarsmis

Caribbean Comfort Food

Here’s something I tossed together this morning, by way of fixing something good to eat that will last through several future meals. It has Caribbean roots — a friend who ran a charter boat there for several years brought the recipe back to Arizona. The idea is to stuff a winter squash (such as an acorn squash, a pumpkin, a banana squash) with a mixture of hamburger and the squash’s cooked meat plus a variety of tasty additions.

What gives this savory dish an exotic touch is that you sweeten it with a liberal dose of honey. It’s extremely simple to make, feeds a lot of people cheaply, and can be extended with any number of additions to provide future “leftovers” meals.

Normally you would bake a squash, then scoop out the golden flesh and add it to the hamburger slumgullion. Today I happened to have a bag of frozen squash in the freezer, and since I wasn’t entertaining anyone, I used that instead. This makes for even simpler preparation.

You need:

  • hamburger (1/2 to 1 pound)
  • chopped onion (1/2 to 1 onion, depending on taste
  • celery, chopped (1 stalk will do)
  • 1 clove garlic, chopped pretty finely
  • ground cinnamon to taste (about 1/4 to 1/2 tsp)
  • ground clove (pinch)
  • a handful nuts (pecans, walnuts, pistachios — whatever you have)
  • about 1/2 apple, chopped (optional)
  • honey (to taste; I used about 1/4 cup)
  • olive oil
  • salt and pepper to taste

Sauté the onions and celery until softened; when they’re almost done, add the garlic. When the vegetables are softened and barely beginning to brown, remove them from the pan and set them aside.

Put the hamburger in the pan over medium high heat. Stir to break it up and cook evenly. Add the chopped apple, if desired, while the meat is cooking. Add cinnamon and clove. When the hamburger is about halfway cooked, add the frozen squash.

When the hamburger is cooked through so it’s no longer pink and the squash is defrosted and hot through, add the honey and nuts. Turn down the heat to medium or medium low; stir to combine ingredients and flavors well.

Et voilà! An easy one-dish meal. It’s great with some crusty French bread, or it can be served over rice or pasta.

This catch-as-catch-can dinner is related to the “Slumgullion” whose recipe appears in 30 Pounds/4 Months, except that slumgullion is flavored with tomato sauce or canned tomatoes rather than honey and sweet spices, and it usually contains macaroni. The beauty of either is that you can add any number of vegetables — think peas, chard, spinach, carrots, kale — and also extend it with ingredients such as macaroni or rice. You also can use ground lamb, ground turkey, or ground pork, alone or in combination with hamburger.

Served inside cooked squash shells, this Caribbean version amuses children and makes guests think you’ve gone to a great deal more trouble than you really have. 😉

Caribbean

 

 

The Editor’s Emblematic Feather

Look what I found in the neighborhood park!

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I believe that to be a duck feather. It’s Duck Joy Spring just now — a mating pair has taken up residence in my pool; the neighbor has the same visitors. It’s a huge feather…you can see how large it is in comparison to the 30 Pounds/4 Months book, which is 5½ inches wide by 8½ high.

But isn’t it funny how much it looks like the Copyeditor’s Desk quill pen?

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That was designed by graphic artist Jim Metcalf.

Don’t know what I’m going to do with the real-life feather. There’s a Navajo rug hanging on a family room wall…I could tuck it in so it would kind of embellish the rug. But that’s tacky. Very tacky. Too tacky even for moi.

What I need as a cool antique inkwell that it could sit on. Or even beside, on the desk.

Meanwhile, more copies of the diet/cookbook are selling. I have to pick up a bunch of them next week to distribute, with a few extra to carry around to bookstores and other possible retailers.

Don’t miss yours! Order a print copy through our Contact page, or click on the photo above to go to Amazon for a Kindle version.